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What is Barnes & Noble?A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom. “Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on” Barnes & Noble - videoBarnes & Noble - what is it?Synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public. I shouldn't have had White Castle last night; I really have to drop a Barnes and Noble. What does "Barnes & Noble" mean?A store that sells over priced books, And gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the 20th century, in its employee manual. Whats a library? is that like a barnes and noble? Barnes & Noble - what does it mean?A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles. Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover. Barnes & Noble - meaningProcess to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble. Barnes & Noble - definition1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees. "Excuse me, how do I borrow books?" Barnes & Noble - slangWhen you and a friend buy a 12 pack of cheap beer like natty ice or bush light and sneak it into Barnes and Noble. You then drink the beer with a friend and buy a book before you leave. Me and my bro just completed the first Barnes & Noble Challenge Barnes & NobleHaving to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight. Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W. Barnes & NobleWhat ignorant people call Barnes & Noble. Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?" Barnes & NobleAn American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee. Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie. |
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