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What is pinch a loaf?
to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....
man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.
pinch a loaf - video
Pinch a loaf - what is it?
to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
What does "pinch a loaf" mean?
Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
Pinch a loaf - what does it mean?
to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
Pinch a loaf - meaning
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
Pinch a loaf - definition
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
Pinch a loaf - slang
Pinch a loaf
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
Pinch a loaf
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
Pinch a loaf
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf