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What is White Castle?
When you build a sand castle on some girl's tits and then, when finished building, proceed to Tittyfuck her, covering the castle in your cum. Thus, a white castle.
Guy #1: I went to the beach with my girlfriend last night.
Guy #2: Really? What'd you two do?
Guy #1: I gave her a fucking White Castle that's what we did!
Guy #2: Oh shit! That is aaaaawwwwwwwweeeeesssssoooommmmeeeeee!
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White Castle - what is it?
When you have sex with a girl while upside down, and then while she is upside down, performs fellatio on a second male. it's like a castle.
You: "Did you hear about the threesome I did a few days ago?"
Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"
You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."
What does "White Castle" mean?
White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
White Castle - what does it mean?
A place where you eat these small greasy hamburgers and get terrible gas.
White Castle - meaning
1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.
2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.
3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!
Russell: I was at White Castle.
Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?
Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.
Family Guy: Why?
Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.
Bob: Write up.
White Castle - definition
The best fucking burger place in the tri-state area.
Bryce and Derek go to White Castle.
White Castle - slang
Little burgers that make you shit.
I love White Castle.
White Castle
WC is the first hamburger chain ever opened (1921 in Ohio). Burgers were 5 cents at the time. The building was designed to show strength and purity.
WC is located in 10 different states (MI, OH, IL, IN, NY, KY, TN, MO, MN). It is NOT the same as Krystal burger.
Cooked on a cushion of steaming onions, the little square burgers (with five holes for the steam go through so the burgers never have to be turned) are served up on little soft buns with pickle chips and mustard. If you order them "with everything," you get ketchup, too. You can order cheeseburgers and other miscellanea as well. The catch-phrase, "It's What You Crave," is apropos, as any Castle fan knows, they are addictive. It's the place you go to when you get kicked out of your wedding hall at 2 am, bars close, or you just need that taste.
They are easy to find in bad neighborhoods, you have to look a bit in the burbs (bad neighborhoods serve 'em up faster).
They can be sent packed in dry ice to other parts of the country, or you can find them in the freezer section. But, nothing beats them hot and fresh.
They used to be called sliders or gut bombs, but now they are trademarked as Slyders.
They are often purchased by the sack (10) or the case (30). After drinking too much, they are consumed in "time trials," to see the top speed for consuming a sack of 10.
When I visit Detroit, the first stop from the airport is the White Castle on Livernois and Warren Ave. Don't bring the good car.
"Yeah, lemme have 20 Castles with everything, two cokes, a shake, and onion chips."
White Castle
A term used for hooking up with your ex. Used because just like the restaurant White Castle, it seems like a good idea at the time, but you really regret it the following morning.
Shit dude, I just pulled a White Castle with Katie last night. That was a bad idea.
White Castle
The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.