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What is Bagwell?
FUCKING FATASS BITCH WHO ABUSES YOU AS A CHILD THEN WANTS TO ACT LIKE SHE CARES ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY THEN COURTNEY WANTS TO TRANSFER YOU TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THAT PERSON WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY BECAUSE SHE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS, THAT FUCKING CUNT
mom: "you stay away from that girl now"
Cartman: "FUCK YOU MA YOUR BEING SUCH A COURTNEY LIN BAGWELL"
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Bagwell - video
Bagwell - what is it?
A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).
Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.
What does "Bagwell" mean?
Something so delicious it makes you say "this ___ is delicious."
Will: Can't you imagine him saying, "this gum is delicious."? This gum IS walt bagwell delicious!
Bagwell - what does it mean?
The act of having anal sex with a small handbag size dog with peanut butter as lube until you see blood, the dog tries to bite your hand, and he wiggles his ass urgently in pain adding more stitches to his own anal reconstruction surgery.
Man did you see that guy do "the bagwell" on that poor puppy? He's not going to be able to shit for months
Bagwell - meaning
really tall, hairy, bon jovi look - alike who sits in boxers all day playing WOW in the basement. known to be a real asshole & hates fat chicks.
WOAH! I didn't go to school today, I think I'll pull a Blaze Bagwell! HELL YA!
OMG! Did you see the size of that girls arms? I'm sorry. I'm being a total Blaze Bagwell.
Bagwell - definition
Beauty at it's finest, doesn't take any drama,has a great personality and has nice boobs. Everyone should treat J'nae with not only respect but kindness because J'nae will whoop your ass if you do not.
Most people do not know J'nae Bagwell, but when they do, they can not get enough.
Bagwell - slang
The most seductive and sexiest character on the TV show Prison Break. Played by actor Robert Knepper, Theodore Bagwell (nicknamed "T-Bag") is a sociopath convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, and countless other crimes.
Although T-Bag is from Alabama, he's not a stereotypical trailer trashbag. His molesting father made him memorize words from the dictionary when he was a child, so T-Bag is now a linguistic genius. He also has this alluring, seductive southern accent which can make your panties wet.
"I'd like to be raped by Theodore Bagwell."
Bagwell
Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.
Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset
Bagwell
a womans loose vagina ie a baggy well
man she has a bagwell
Bagwell
To uphold a state of greatness that can never be obtained by humanly efforts. Used to describe a immortal-like superior being. Based on a legendary man from Ackerman who supposedly accomplished incredible feats from which the Dos Equis commercials of the Most Interesting Man are based off of.
Dude did you see what that guy just did?? that was such bagwell.