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What is bon jovi?
When you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.
Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS
bon jovi - video
Bon jovi - what is it?
lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp
omg what the hell happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!
What does "bon jovi" mean?
Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole
Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.
Bon jovi - what does it mean?
Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
Bon jovi - meaning
A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.
-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.
Bon jovi - definition
To be halfway to a destination.
Referring to lyrics of a Bon Jovi song, Livin' on a Prayer.
("We're halfway there, livin' on a prayer")
Stan: How close to your goal are you?
Carly: I'm almost Bon Jovi.
Carly: How far have we walked?
Stan: We're Bon Jovi.
Bon jovi - slang
As a verb, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely humiliate them either by their stupid actions or by your superior actions.
In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.
Did you see that dude get totally bon jovi'd last night on "Cops"?
Bon jovi
a kick ass rock band, whose twenty year career spawned 5 number one singles and eleven top ten hits, fourteen albums and sold one hundred million records. the band members are: lead singer, jon bon jovi. lead guitars, richie sambora. keyboards & pianos, david bryan. drums/percussion, tico torres. bass guitar, hugh mcdonald. (formerly alec john such)
Dude, did you go to the Bon jovi concert last night? it ruled!
Bon jovi
another name for an erection. It's about time for a new word for erection.
DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
Bon jovi
To get a blow job. Plain and simple.
That hoe gave me a Bon Jovi last night.