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What is Bon Jovi?
another way to say "have a nice day"
later hannah, bon jovi!
Bon Jovi - video
Bon Jovi - what is it?
Possibly the best rock band to ever put out an entire album of power ballads (Slippery When Wet). Led by singer Jon Bon Jovi, the band is one of the few to make the transition from the 80's hair metal scene to the alternative nineties. Liked mostly by girls, and currently not cool in the public's eye, but we all know that they rocked pretty hard.
"Whoa, we're halfway there/ WhooOAA, livin' on a prayer"
What does "Bon Jovi" mean?
The most sucking band ever to emerge on the rock scene.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
Oh, this bon jovi's faggot voice really piss me off!
Bon Jovi - what does it mean?
a really gay singer who has no good songs and all his songs sound exactly the same.
did you hear greenday?
ya they're just like Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi - meaning
1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison.
2) A bloody stool
1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: About 20 years
2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.
Bon Jovi - definition
Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind.
Basically, Bon Jovi are pure and utter shit.
Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them?
Waste of oxygen: They're brilliant!
Bon Jovi - slang
An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).
Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?!
Teacher: Now now Johnny... Yeas it's a nice project. But no need to be Bon Jovi about it. The other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.
Bon Jovi
When you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.
Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS
Bon Jovi
lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp
omg what the hell happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!
Bon Jovi
Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole
Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.