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What is Al Dente?
"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.
After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.
Al Dente - video
Al Dente - what is it?
A phrase used to describe a situation or experience that was fun, enjoyable, cool, etc. Most commonly used in Italian cuisine to describe when pasta is ready to eat.
That club last night was al dente.
What does "Al Dente" mean?
alternative name for a semi-erection.
An al dente dick
Not too hard, not too soft, just right.
Al Dente - what does it mean?
Undercooked pasta which, upon regurgitation, resembles a squirming mass of worms and maggots. Al dente literally means "to the teeth", as it is almost crunchy, meaning it is cheap, dried pasta rather than fresh, soft pasta.
For example a hastily-cooked friday night spaghetti before going out on the piss can be complimented as "al dente", however once one is blowing chunks in the form of long, strandy, red worms covered in stomach bile that tickle ever inch of your oesophagus, not to mention the back of your nose, down a back alley, soon becomes "undercooked".
"Sorry I puked all over your dress last night."
"That's ok, it was mostly spaghetti so it was very easy to clean off, thank god for al dente."
"That explains why I shat nothing but worms and maggots this morning, next time I'll give it a couple more minutes in the pan."
Al Dente - meaning
Allen Dente. A New York Italian tough guy with a heart of gold. Goes by Al
I like noodles, Al Dente. How do you like yours, Al?
Al Dente - definition
Have you seen the recent episode of Game Of Thrones? It was so al dente!
Al Dente - slang
Italian for "I'm too hungry to wait for this pasta to cook any longer"
-Yo, why is this pasta still hard
-It's Al dente
-nah man you just couldn't wait 2 extra minutes for it to finish cooking
Al Dente
a penis that is half erect.
jon: hey trevor do you like al dente?
trevor: NO
adam: hey trevor do you like al dente?
trevor: NO!!
jon: hey trevor do you lik-
trevor: BUTTFUCK!
Al Dente
italian for "to the tooth." refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.
"we forgot to cook the pasta all the way"
"just tell 'em it's al dente and quit your bitchin"
Al Dente
The most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft.
Also:
A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.
Adam: Trevor do you like al dente?
Trevor: No!
Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente!
Adam: Hahaha he so does.
Trevor: Al dente is revolting!
Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!