Definder - what does the word mean?

What is excellent?

The state or condition of being excellent.

Webster's Dictionary defines "excellence" as "the state or condition of being excellent."

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Excellent - what is it?

A perfect example of newspeak, commonly found in the US federal government and frequently found in the same sentence as 'diversity'. Excellence is an intangible noun derived in recent decades from an adjective meaning anything that is not directly in opposition to a mission statement. Basically it is supposed to mean 'good-ness', but better than good, really good. But without any increase in quality of work to back it up. So it can be anything from poor to mediocre to decent to great to outstanding.

In all concrete reality, excellence means nothing, but you'll see it everywhere to describe everything.

"She has demonstrated outstanding achievement in the field of excellence while serving her country during the difficult circumstances administering corrections at Abu Ghraib prison"

"At the Library of Congress we value diversity and excellence, while fostering a compassionate environment of professionals"

"Leadership excellence"

"An environment of excellence"

"Tools of excellence"

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What does "excellent" mean?

*taps fingertips together*

"Excellent."

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Excellent - what does it mean?

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

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Excellent - meaning

A point of inebriation where one is neither no longer drunk, but so far gone that one becomes a total party animal and paranoid at the same time.

Boy 1: "Hey, where's Matt?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he's outside and quite excellent right now"
Matt: "Yo! You talking shit about me?"
Boy 1: "No..."
Matt: "Oh okay....you excellent yet? Get excellent!"

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Excellent - definition

NOT so excellent when said sarcastically. Used in a derogatory manner to mean exactly the opposite of its true meaning. Said when a complete SNAFU occurs and usually inflected upwards at the end so that instead of saying the "EX" with more force, you gradually increase the pitch and distress in your voice as you follow through the word. Delivery of "excellent" is an art form mastered by the most sarcastic individuals who have experienced far too many fuck-ups. A cluster fuck expression.

Max: "Remember I told you we won the lottery, well, I took the ticket in and found out that I had a ticket from LAST MONTH'S draw, I felt like a total stooge. Sorry dude, we actually didn't win that $6 MILLION."

Scott: "Excellent!"

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Excellent - slang

to express ones feelings in a sarcastic fashion.

To reinforce ones views.

"So how did your date go last night?"
"Excellent- her ex husband showed up and came at me with a knife!"
"Oh... you're going to see her again?"
"Next tuesday,best sex I've ever had!"

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Walking into a door- you tut to yourself and say excellent and also unpoptastic!

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Excellent

The second-highest step rating in the game of In The Groove, only to Fantastic. Excellent gives 80% credit for the step.

I just got this song down to 13 excellent.

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Excellent

An item or experience of superlative value.

Wow! That Annie's Mac 'n Cheese with parmesan, blue cheese, salsa, Newman's Own and raisins was really excellent!!!

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Excellent

A word similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

"Wayne's World, Wayne's World. Party time, excellent!"

"That pie was excellent!"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko...excellent!"

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