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What is wood pusher?
A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.
Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?
Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!
(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)
Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
wood pusher - video
Wood pusher - what is it?
dumb skaters who dont have a life
oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher
What does "wood pusher" mean?
What a fruit booter says when he is out of insults, cuz their gay.
fruit booter: (oh crap im out of insults)...you wood pusher.
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)
Wood pusher - what does it mean?
a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.
Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.
same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)
skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
Wood pusher - meaning
WOOD PUSHER - NOUN
OUR (everyone that rolls) response to what the skater fags thought they could call us that would piss us off. Only we don't give a fuck about being called fruit booters, but it sure as hell is funny shit to see how pissed they get in their emo pants and fake Chuck Taylor's when they hear the term "wood pusher".
Someone that really needs to stop destroying the environment in order to solicit an already OVERLY commercial sport. They're not even underground anymore despite what their god Tony Hawk tries to sell them.
Someone that's jealous because they realize how hard it actually is to hit something that's waxed and make it look good. Wood pushers can't hit kink rails over two stairs high, and the only thing that remains "extreme" in their sport is trying to make the next Tony Hawk "Undergound" game.
Get used to it, you're all a bunch of wannabe sellouts that don't even understand what hardware is. At least in our sport we get along with each other no matter what social clique we fall into.
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter!"
Tommy - "So? Stop destroying the environment you fucking wood pusher! At least we are recognized as having the only true remaining underground sport. Hah!"
AND
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter, skater fag!"
Tommy - "Correction, YOU'RE the skater fag, wood pusher! You're just jealous because our sport actually takes practice and talent to pull off, not to mention it's MUCH more impressive to the ladies!"
Wood pusher - definition
a gay insult(?) that fruit booters made to try to get us skaters angry, i think its kinda funny how dumb it is.
fruitbooter: your a woodpusher.
skater: haha, thats a terrible insult
Wood pusher - slang
one who skate boards; they "push wood" (ya get it!)
a derogatory term made up by, fruit booters a.k.a roller bladers, to describe a skate boarder. it was ment as an insult but im not sure if hurts anyone feelings.maybe fruit booters should be a little more creative.
that kid is such a wood pusher! ( wow i wish i could do that! i wish i wasnt just a lame fruit booter. damn i should learn a real sport)
Wood pusher
when you crap when having anal gay sex
Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher
Other Gay Guy: sorry
Wood pusher
the name forced by the name fruit booter
if u all got off tonys dick and saw that we all need to work together youd understand. why fight with someone who does almost the same thing. we dont destroy ledges. get over it
Wood pusher
an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.
me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail