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What is fruit booters?
antagonistic description of a rollerblader by certain narrow minded, misguided skateboarders who are all the more insular for failing to acknowlege the complete superiority of rollerblading over skateboarding regarding overall possibilities.
By now the term has been embraced and thus ironically inverted in meaning and delexicalized as an insult.
If what I do on rollerblades is described as 'fruit booting' and I am labeled a 'fruit booter', then I am proud to be a fruit booter and fruit booting is the illest thing on this planet.
fruit booters - video
Fruit booters - what is it?
A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.
Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
What does "fruit booters" mean?
A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms.
Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?
Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".
Fruit booters - what does it mean?
a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
All fruitbooters are also badass.
Fruit booters - meaning
A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.
I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.
Fruit booters - definition
A negative insult to Rollerbladers givin by skateboarders.
Rollerbladers are not people who fail at skateboarding. Most of them have never had any intrest in it.
Skateboarder: Bladers are gay. Fucking fruit booter.
Rollerblader: *pop*
Fruit booters - slang
Guy: You Rollerblade?
Girl: Yup, im a Fruit Booter!
Guy: Yeh Me too!
Fruit booters
Fruit booters, basically means a blader. Like aggressive skating, and the term comes from when there werent inline skates. They used to wear quads, with different coloured wheels, like the colours of the fruit. Hence the term "Fruit Booter".
Skaters, or wood pushers, who used skateboards and Fruit booters do not usually get on.
A piece of footwear, with 4 wheels inline, that users wear to pull of tricks, so a person who wears inline skates is called a fruit booter (fruit booters)
Fruit booters
A negative term used to insult a roller blader
Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!
Fruit booters
a fruit booter is an inline skater
i am proud to be a fruit booter