What is Holy crap?
This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".
Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.
Holy crap - what is it?
When you take a dump at church.
wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
What does "Holy crap" mean?
Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
Holy crap - what does it mean?
crap from the catholic pulp
man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?
Holy crap - meaning
An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.
JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!
Holy crap - definition
a piece of poop worthy for a God
This is surely a holy crap.
Holy crap - slang
A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.
Gina: How was your work out today?
Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!
Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?
Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!
Gina: You look buff
Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!
The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.
1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.