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What is fruit booter?
dumbasses who gave up on skateboarding after realizing they had to put forth effort to land a simple ollie and decided if their wheels were attached to their feet jumping would be effortless.
F.B.- "golly gee, this skateboarding is makeing me sweat i think i'll attach my wheels to my new rainbow plastic boots and go roll around the skatepark and get in everyones way, IM A FAGGOT!!!"
fruit booter - video
Fruit booter - what is it?
a slang term used by twig flipper(skateboarders)To insult us bladers.Which skateboarders that realise when we hit a rail if we screw up once thats it we take a way bigger crazy that just falling on our ass.Skateboarders for some reason started to hate on us i dunno why i guess because it only takes a month to get from newbiestatus to begginer status.Little do they know since skateboarders insulted us and made sure blading wont be that big of a deal.Going pro in this sport is almost impossible since htey made sure companies will show death ears to us.You have to be extremely good to even get to Amateur status were bladers that are good enough can actually participate in rigourous competitions.Most competitions involve pro and Amateur bladers trying to out show each other and show alot of people what they are mad eof.
A Amatuer blader is the equivalent of a skateboarder who hgas gone pro.But since blading isnt so popular.For a company to invest and for a blader to go pro a Amateur blading has to have something special particarly really really extremely advance skills int he trade of blading that will stand out form the other Amateur bladers.Also Amateur bladers who participate and win alot of competitions.Particular IMITY
im a blade ryes i am
What does "fruit booter" mean?
an insult to those who roller blade or roller skate simply because they have wheels on thier shoes rather then on a board of wood because they assume that anyone with wheels on thier shoes is a "faggot". but the insult is more created in direction to roller skaters/bladers who do tricks on thier skates/blades.
either way i get images of roller skaters kicking fruit.....when i hear fruit booter....which doesn't seem like much of an insult to me.
Fruit booter - what does it mean?
Not Creative diss made by immature, little children that cant accept another extreme sport different than theirs. They just hate rollerbladers because we ARE what they once WERE.
Skaterboiieiie:Hey,Look at That Gay Fruitbooter!!
Rollerblader:Once you show me something on a skateboard that is as extreme as a fakie 720 kindgrind or souling a ledge with a 80 ft drop, then i shall cry from your immature disses.
Fruit booter - meaning
antagonistic description of a rollerblader by certain narrow minded, misguided skateboarders who are all the more insular for failing to acknowlege the complete superiority of rollerblading over skateboarding regarding overall possibilities.
By now the term has been embraced and thus ironically inverted in meaning and delexicalized as an insult.
If what I do on rollerblades is described as 'fruit booting' and I am labeled a 'fruit booter', then I am proud to be a fruit booter and fruit booting is the illest thing on this planet.
Fruit booter - definition
A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers.
Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go."
Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?"
Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!"
(The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene)
Fruit booter - slang
a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
All fruitbooters are also badass.
Fruit booter
A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.
I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.
Fruit booter
A negative term used to insult a roller blader
Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!
Fruit booter
a fruit booter is an inline skater
i am proud to be a fruit booter