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What is Skateboarder?
A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".
guy one: "hey look at me I'm so cool, I'm carrying a skateboard, that must mean I am really adventurous and wild"
guy two: "you suck"
Skateboarder - meme gif
Skateboarder - video
Skateboarder - what is it?
Is a misunderstood artform/sport that is often critisized by the mainstream who do not grasp the concept. This is mainly due to the fact that there are no uniforms, rules, times etc. to clearly define the activity. Most people do not even understand how skaters 'ollie' their decks, and true to human nature they criticise what they cannot comprehend.
It is without a doubt far more skillful, creative and extreme than any team sport i can think of - and can only be compared to a select few of other sports/artforms such as surfing, snowboarding, even BMX.
Anyone can perform the most basic requirement of football - ie. kicking a stupid ball (or catching one).
Yet only a small minority of people will ever manage to perform the most basic requirement of skateboarding. ie. the 'ollie'. (Tip: its all about physics)
Due to the sports misconception, the real riders are mostly those who feel ill-at-ease with our conservative society, and feel the need to express themselves accordingly. This can admittedly result in the use of public property that is different to its intended purpose..
However, the greedy corporate fat cats have realised that there is potential cash in bottling this so-called teen-angst. As a result we have a whole pop-culture full of posers, companies, music groups and even shredders whose prime interest is gaining publicity, money and mainstream approval.
The soul riders are those individuals you will see milling around street corners, in dark crevices of the cityscape, wary of beefed-up security, all battle-scarred and torn, yet somewhat proud of our victimised counter-culture..
...Skateboarding is NOT: Tony Hawk games; World Industry clothing; Avril Laviegne; drug-using space-cadets.
...Skateboarding is: the underground; the artform; the family; the expression; the knocks and falls; the persistence; the reward...
I was skateboarding down the street before a cop pulled over and said "you cant ride on the street". So i skated down the path and i copped scowling stares from every direction - so i went down to the industrial estate and was confronted by a steroid wank of a security guard.
so i said 'fuck it' i'l just skate in your faces - just try and catch me..
What does "Skateboarder" mean?
1. A wooden object connected to two metal axels and wheels. Used for transportation and fun.
2. To use the object known as a skateboard.
"Look at that skateboard"
"Let's go skateboard"
Skateboarder - what does it mean?
Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.
HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!
But, we're skating flatground, though.
THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Skateboarder - meaning
The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.
Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.
Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.
Skateboarder - definition
Not illegal.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
Skateboarder - slang
A person who rides a skateboard, which is a plank of wood with wheels. Skateboarders come in all sizes and shapes.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
skateboarder: Dude, FUCK OFF! You're blocking my way the the quarter pipe!
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
Skateboarder
People who chose rather to go outside and have some honest fun by skateboarding, than to sit inside and try to make fun of someone using a dictionary website. And for reference I am not a poser. I am the whitest kid you'll ever see skating down your street, nor am I a vandal unless you consider breaking a skateboard while doing a trick vandalism. Also my clothes aren't baggy or tight they are normal fitting pants that don't show my "butt-crack" and shirts that don't make me look like I'm wearing bedsheets. And the only reason I have an expensive skateboard is because I worked hard and saved up for it instead of buying designer clothing.
"That skateboarder looks like he just saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico." "He must be smart."
Skateboarder
True Skateboarder: One who rides a skateboard for the fun of doing it. Usually they are the kids that go to skateparks and stay for hours without giving up because they want to learn a new trick.
Poser Skateboarder: One who thinks that owning a skateboard instantly makes him cool. Usually they are the ones that carry their skateboard everywhere, including school. Most of the time they wear really tight clothes and grow their hair out.
True Skateboarder: "Hey man did you see that triple kickflip?"
Poser Skateboarder: "Nah man I was flippin' my hair"
True Skateboarder: "You should try that"
Poser Skateboarder: "Nah man I might rip these new tight jeans"
Skateboarder
A person who actually skates for the love of skateboarding(like me), and not just for the sport, or to impress girls or say they're punk on any of that. People that really skate because they just love doing what they're doing, those people are the real skaters.
Skateboarder: Lets go check out that sweet new skate park!
Pretender: Ok if there are chicks that will be all over me and I can just stand there and look pretty with my board.