What is anal?
adj. of, from, or relating to the anus.
adj. to describe an uptight OCD-esque person who may or may not twitch when you do something wrong; A perfectionist.
n. short name for anal sex, or penetration of the anus (butt fuck). common among gay men and some heterosexual couples. not as enjoyable for many women but with a lot of lube it's better.
1. ug i have like anal herpes or something, cause my butthole is itching like woah.
2. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT PLEASE! *twitch* sorry, i get a little anal about things like this.
3. he keeps asking me to do anal but it hurts!
Anal - what is it?
Commonly known as "sticking it up the wrong one". Anal Sex is something most of us claim to perform on our girlfriends/wives but nearly all of us never do.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
"Hi Mom and dad! This is Mysti and she's really into Anal Sex"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
What does "anal" mean?
Short for analysis
(On an english paper) "More anal please"
Anal - what does it mean?
bend over and i'll show you.
^ what he said ^
Miranda is well known for her wild anal nights.
its like having a dick in your ass
i've never tried anal...whats it like? it's like having a dick in your ass
What to avoid in prison.
After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
Something that may happen when you are trying to lose your virginity but you are too tight and it slips in the wrong hole
We couldn't get it in and it slipped causing me to scream wrong hole, and that's the first time I did anal
When a crotch rocket enters the caverns of life.
Sarah to Doug "Will you please take the damn trash out?"
Doug "Na playin Fortnite"
Sarah "I'll give you Anal!"
Doug "ON IT!" (Rockets off Couch)
A beautiful word that can be described in various ways:
Dick hole in the butt hole
Sausage in the bun
Pee-pee in the poo-poo
Charlie in the chocolate factory
+Hey babe, what's up
-Nothing interesting, but my ass is horny, you wanna do anal?
+Oh yes the old pee-pee in the poo-poo