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What is wakeup?
A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.
I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.
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Wakeup - what is it?
Eddie munson from strangers things beautifully once said "chrissy wake up i don't like this chrissy wake upppp its time to wake up I don't like this chrissy wake uppp its time to wake upp "
*possessed by vecna and ur name is chrissy *
Eddie munson: "CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKEUP TIME TO WAKE UP CHRISSY"
What does "wakeup" mean?
The wakeup shot is it's name.
to make it you need:
1. 5 hour energy
2. about a tablespoon of instant coffee
3. about a tablespoon of lemon juice
3. a couple shots of tequila
Yo I tried a wakeup shot and it does it's shit
Wakeup - what does it mean?
When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.
Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup
Wakeup - meaning
When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.
Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.
Wakeup - definition
meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left
1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone
Wakeup - slang
When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.
She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there
Wakeup
When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.
So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.
Wakeup
A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California
Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"
Wakeup
A word used to describe crystal meth in the city of Las Vegas. Likely named for the effect of Methamphetamine keeping one awake constantly.
Your grandma looks all tweaked out on that wakeup!