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What is ulcer?
A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
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Ulcer - what is it?
An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
What does "ulcer" mean?
An ulcer fart is a fart that has a hint of blood smell in its mists...often not a pleasant smell.
Damnn nigggaa! R u bleeding or is that an ulcer fart?
Ulcer - what does it mean?
Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.
Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).
Ulcer - meaning
A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."
Ulcer - definition
A hole in the stomach cause by consuming copious amounts of Cum. The only known crue is ordering milk at a place you would never even guess sold milk
Excuse me waitress at the Country Bar. I know this is going to sound weird but I downed a bunch of man juice last night and my Ulcer is going crazy. Can I get a glass of milk.
Ulcer - slang
Pains in mid-chest caused by holes in stomach or upper digestive tract. This damage is caused by excessive scooby use or other excessive partying materials (sometimes at The Office.)
The Fat Kid just can't understand how he got an ulcer after spending twenty hours per week at the strip joint.
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My wife recently became an ulcer.
Ulcer
Something that happens when skin starts to deteriorate on the body. IT HURTS, AND THEY SHOULD BURN, THEN BE BURIED, THEN GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. which i hope is not inside my mouth or stomach or whatever. they suck.
I got an ulcer. fml.
Ulcer
A hole in the stomach caused by excessive partying with scooby whilst at 'the office.'
The fat kid can't understand why he has an ulcer after spending $5k per week partying.