Definder - what does the word mean?

What is manageable?

The career goal of every employee too useless or lazy to do any REAL work

Vic Barron thinks that if he blows enough managers, they might eventually make him a manager too.

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Manageable - what is it?

A secretary who can fire you.

manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i'll go do some useless paperwork.

employee: but...

manager: you're fired. now get back to work.

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What does "manageable" mean?

Karen's alleged best friend

Karen: I want to speak to the manager!

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Manageable - what does it mean?

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

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Manageable - meaning

The guy wearing clean clothes who has very soft, smooth hands and a slick haircut and tells you to get the hell home before you get any overtime. The company's representative who is responsible for harassing, intimidating, disciplining and strong-arming employees in the name of better business practices. The cocky, overblown prick whose desk at work is stacked higher with grievance papers than his desk at home is piled high with overdue car and mortgage payments. That smarmy cocksucker in the VIP lounge at the club who orders bottles of top shelf vodka for the underage rich girls he picks up nightly at the strip joint. A man whose insecurities and self-doubts provide ample fuel for his currupt machinations in the workplace. The blue nosed white collared red cheeked scum-of-the-earth driveshaft of america's sputtering corporate engine. Collectively, managers are the scum that rises to the top of the pond in which we all must daily swim, and the company's ethics hotline is the vast barge that pushes this slime to shore to be beached and shriveled in the white-hot scorching sun of accountability.

Manager Jimbob had to change his underwear after I whipped out my contract book and asked him if he was harassing me. His panic sweat reeked of booze and almonds.

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Manageable - definition

The institution of watching without working, usually accompanied with a significantly higher salary.

Person 1: "Did anyone else notice the guy sleeping in the crew room earlier?"

Person 2: "No, man, he's with management."

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Manageable - slang

A person who appears to know how all tasks should be accomplished but can't actually do any of those tasks themselves.

A manager will tell you exactly how something should be done, even though he or she has never done it themselves.

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Manageable

The poor guy that always has to deal with Karen.

The manager will tell you the same thing the employee told you Karen...

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Manageable

a somewhat awkward sexual position that allows for just enough leverage and control to still hit it and bust a nut

i hit that shyt in every position u can think of, yo... i even had her on the stairs- shyt was kinda crazy, but still manageable.

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Manageable

Compound word; able to be managed.

I've got a lot of stuff to do, but it's manageable. I'll have it done by tomorrow.

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