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What is secretary?
When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.
You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'
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Secretary - what is it?
The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.
Try it!
Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y
What does "secretary" mean?
That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.
"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"
"the secretary"
Secretary - what does it mean?
Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.
Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?
Secretary: Yeah I did!
Secretary - meaning
Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."
Do you have a secretary?
Secretary - definition
A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss. This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight pencil skirt.
I needed an extra boost today so I told my secretary to brew me a second cup of coffee.
Secretary - slang
secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
stewardesses = longer than secretary
Secretary
one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
Secretary
A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
Secretary
get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)