What is sputtering?

When your dump is on the cusp of your sphinct and your baloon knot begins sputtering out small moist farts in rapid succession until you have the chance to release your brown baby.

Jim: Dude we need to pullover!

Steve: Why?

Jim: That second cup of coffee this morning has my butt sputtering.

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Sputtering - what is it?

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

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What does "sputtering" mean?

A fart with some anal contents (juicy, chunks...) that gets sprayed on your underware.

Dude 1: So there I was in line at the grocery store when I had to fart.
Dude 2: Ya?
Dude 1: Well, my fart was more than a fart...I got some sputter butter...my underware was so messed-up.

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Sputtering - what does it mean?

The expulsion of vaginal lubricant that often accompanies a queef, although the expulsion may occur for any number of other reasons such as: 1.) swift punch to the body (see donkey punch); 2.) bodily decomposition (see mung); or during a sit up occurring after feminine arousal.

1. Jess had sex with two men in one evening. By the time she was almost done with the second, she was queefing so bad that the butter sputter almost made Doug put on a rain coat for his own protection. The filthy act was wetter than a monsoon.

2. Not only did Luke's dog queef, but there was also some butter sputter, as evidenced by the stains in her dog bed.

3. The butter sputter left flecks of moisture on her panties, leaving her in an awkward situation as she sat on the church pew during mass.

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Sputtering - meaning

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.