Definder - what does the word mean?

What is monsoon?

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

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Monsoon - what is it?

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

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What does "monsoon" mean?

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

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Monsoon - what does it mean?

Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."

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Monsoon - meaning

To monsoon

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.

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Monsoon - definition

Kind of like a tropical storm but it can happen in colder regions

Oh My Goodness, It A Monsoon Out There

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Monsoon - slang

A kind lovely friend with a great sense and fashion sense of humor and can be rude but always has your back she is definitely a keeper!!!!

person one : wow that new girl Monsoon is so funny

person two : hey now i want to be a monsoon

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Monsoon

A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.

Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"

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Monsoon

A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!

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Monsoon

N. The act of wearing a full suit of scuba gear and goggles while giving a girl a blowjob while she squirts all over you.

Juan: Hey Jeff what did you do last night?
Jeff: My gf made me put on scuba gear and gave me the monsoon of my life!!!!!
Juan: Right on!!!!

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