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What is turtle poking?
A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, Iām turtle poking right now
turtle poking - video
Turtle poking - what is it?
when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."
What does "turtle poking" mean?
This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!
Turtle poking - what does it mean?
Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
Turtle poking - meaning
Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself
Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out
Turtle poking - definition
To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
Turtle poking - slang
It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head
I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole
Turtle poking
When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.
Turtle poking
When you poop peeks out of your asshole.
I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.