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What is the bobsled?
The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.
Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
the bobsled - video
The bobsled - what is it?
4 guys in line. Guy in the back of the line inserts a buttplug into his own ass and his thumb into the ass of the guy in front of him whilst masturbating. That guy does the same to the gentleman in front of him, and so on down the line. The guy in front of the line is in charge of the speed and tenacity of the group. He may also call out cadences. "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Let's all get off, it's bobsled time!"
Me and the fellas at work got bored and tried the Jamaican Bobsled in the conference room. A real team building experience.
What does "the bobsled" mean?
When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.
Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.
Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.
John: You probably won't need sex for another month
Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy
The bobsled - what does it mean?
shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
The bobsled - meaning
A sexual maneuver: one person lays face down with butt cheeks spread. The other with a well lubed shaft, slides said shaft between the cheeks careful to not insert into the butt hole. This is similar to a bobsled going down an ice shoot. Automatically turns into a Jamaican Bobsled if the two individuals smoked marijuana before attempting the act.
"Gonna put some banana nut muffins on your toes, and bobsled across that ass."
The bobsled - definition
The act of grabbing your partners legs with the intent of engaging in sex and sliding her between your legs, launching her clear off the bed until she is stopped, usually, by furniture. Normally requires the woman and the bed to be covered in silk or satin. Automatically becomes a Jamaican Bobsled if her head moves side to side and strikes your testicles and she slides through.
Jake gave Diana a bobsled last night and she almost dislocated her hip when she hit the dresser.
The bobsled - slang
(v.) when your life is careening out of control in the same way you would be if you tried to bobsled down your icy driveway. usually caused by the behavior of either the opposite sex, or yourself when drunk.
1: how did the talk go with that guy whose been making your life hell lately?
2: i'm in complete bobsled territory.
The bobsled
When you're giving a girl anal, punch her in the back of her head to knock her out, then ride her down the stairs.
Dude, I fuckin' bobsledded the SHIT out of that bitch.
The bobsled
A sex position when a woman slides on ice and flies into a dick
Hey, I just pulled the Bobsled on Jessica.
The bobsled
When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.
Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night