|
|
What is blizzard?
1) A video game company who says they will release a game in 1999 but actually releases it in 2003. This has happened twice.
1a) A video game company that makes a game, monkeys with it for 5 months, screws it up, leaves it for dead and makes another game, yet strangly enough keep winning awards.
2) My favorite treat at dairy queen.
1. I fucking hate blizzard.
2. I fucking love blizzards!
blizzard - meme gif
blizzard - video
Blizzard - what is it?
When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.
Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.
What does "blizzard" mean?
When you skeet in a bitch's ass then she farts and it all flies out.
Goddamn! That bitch gave me a blizzard in the middle of August
Blizzard - what does it mean?
A lot of cocaine, typically over a quarter ounce (two eight balls).
Let's roll out to Calvin's pad, I hear there is going to be a blizzard sweeping through the place.
Blizzard - meaning
1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).
Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.
"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"
Blizzard - definition
makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.
warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.
Blizzard - slang
1) The company who made such games like Starcraft, the Warcraft series, and Diablo series. Earlier games included the likes of The Lost Vikings.
1a) Your gods.
2) An ice storm
1. "Dude blizzard made a game!" "Must... buy... game..."
2. "Dude the blizzard killed your mom!" "Yay!"
Blizzard
1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)
Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"
Gal - "erm that's not snow"
or
Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"
Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"
Blizzard
One of the actual best customer service providers for MMO games. No matter how much you complain about them screwing you over, they help a lot more compared to other games.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello,I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
Blizzard
A great dessert from Dairy Queen.
This is the first, the original of ice cream desserts. Long before Sonic's Blasts or McDonald's McFlurries, there was the great. The Blizzard is still the best, don't be fooled by the cheap imitations!