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What is the backboard?
He finished off with a backboard squirt
the backboard - video
The backboard - what is it?
while in the sitting position or on their knees holding a measuring cup in their mouth by the handle. the male shoots a load of cum off the females forehead head and into the measuring cup.
the boston backboard is like playing basketball in bed.
What does "the backboard" mean?
When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"
Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
The backboard - what does it mean?
When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
The backboard - meaning
I leaving this club to many backboards
The backboard - definition
(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.
The backboard - slang
The part of the basketball hoop that the ball hit before the hoop
My friend broke the backboard of his basketball hoop
The backboard
A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
The backboard
The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.
"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"
"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."
The backboard
When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard