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What is the abraham lincoln?

A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.

I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.

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The abraham lincoln - what is it?

A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.

"I did an Abraham Lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount."

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What does "the abraham lincoln" mean?

When your girl is watching a movie, and you are masturbating in the other room. You run in and shoot her in the head with your ejaculate screaming "Sic semper tyrannis!"

My girlfriend was watching Titanic last night, so I Abraham Lincolned her.

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The abraham lincoln - what does it mean?

One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.

Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).

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The abraham lincoln - meaning

Abraham Lincoln created peanut butter and wanted to give credit for it to a black person so the southerners would accept the blacks as their equals. However, before the plan could be put into action, John Wilkes Booth, who "despised legume racial harmony", got wind of the plan and shot Lincoln. 31 years later, the plan was revived by President Grover Cleveland. Cleveland heard of a young black botanist, Carver, who had invented over 300 uses for peanuts, but amazingly, "mashing them up and eating them wasn't one of them". Cleveland constructed an ingenious plan to allow Carver to receive credit by leaving a jar of peanut butter to an unknowing Carver, who received the credit for the invention. There is thought to be a Jar of Truth that has prove that Carver did not invent peanut butter but the Illuminati are dedicated to finding it and destroying it to keep the world from going back into racism.

Abraham Lincoln invented peanut butter.

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The abraham lincoln - definition

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.

"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"

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The abraham lincoln - slang

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

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The abraham lincoln

Some dude with a top hat.

Did you see that Abraham Lincoln, his top hat was baller.

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The abraham lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

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When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.

It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.

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