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What is the Bertuzzi?
Quite simply the best power forward in the game right now. He combines finesse with brute strength, and talent with grit. He's got it all, he can score or set up a pretty goal or lay a clean hit to change the momentum of a game and isn't afraid to crash the net.
He's a good guy with a family and kids that contributes to charity like all the Canucks, he stood up for his team mate, best friend and captain and made a mistake like all we all do; he has more than paid for his.
Any team would be lucky to have a player like Todd on their team. He's one of the most popular(he led all western conference vote getters for the 03/04 season) and hated players in the league (either jealous or afraid). Arguably one of the most exciting players as well; when he and linemate Naslund click, they're unstoppable.
I love Todd Bertuzzi, he's an amazing hockey player.
the Bertuzzi - video
The Bertuzzi - what is it?
i got bertuzzied last night in the mosh pit.
What does "the Bertuzzi" mean?
verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.
b) to almost kill someone
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."
The Bertuzzi - what does it mean?
Watch your back. Don't wanna get Bertuzzied
The Bertuzzi - meaning
Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion
-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly
-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone
-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
The Bertuzzi - definition
The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court
The Bertuzzi - slang
To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
The Bertuzzi
Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi
The Bertuzzi
the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.
chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
The Bertuzzi
To be hit from behind or the side, in an aggressive and unsuspecting manner.
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.