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What is Bertuzzi?
verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.
b) to almost kill someone
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."
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Bertuzzi - video
Bertuzzi - what is it?
Watch your back. Don't wanna get Bertuzzied
What does "Bertuzzi" mean?
Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion
-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly
-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone
-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
Bertuzzi - what does it mean?
The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court
Bertuzzi - meaning
the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.
chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
Bertuzzi - definition
To be hit from behind or the side, in an aggressive and unsuspecting manner.
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.
Bertuzzi - slang
Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.
Danny bertuzzi-ed Bruce and now Bruce is in the hospital.
Bertuzzi
1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
Bertuzzi
To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
Bertuzzi
Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi