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What is bouncer?
when a basketball hits the rim and shoots skyward (high up or it can be low) that's called a bouncer. It's very cool if you shoot it and it goes really high straight up, and comes down and it makes it.
The basketball hit the rim of the hoop and shot up, you can say "Nice bouncer" or whatever.
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Bouncer - what is it?
1) the dude who stands at the door of strip clubs to keep underage kids out.
2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.
1) I was feeling good about myself until the bouncer got gay about my fake ID.
2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.
What does "bouncer" mean?
(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!
Prudence is a real bouncer.
Bouncer - what does it mean?
The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need
" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "
Bouncer - meaning
Doorman - A man/woman who stops trouble at Bars, Clubs and sometimes KFC.
"Jus coz u iz a bouncer dont mean u iz ard'. I iz gonna get my nine and blow you away. What you mean I can't wear trainers in this motherfuckin club, geeza, innit" (see innit)
Bouncer - definition
The big guy outside of Pubs and Nightclubs. Some of these men are usually pretty nice people, unforturnately most of them are not.
Most Bouncers or Doormen are actually lacking in brain cells, and only got through life by being big and "hard" (able to beat someone up without much harm to themselves). Sometimes the Bouncer or Doorman will willingly abuse their position and actually throw someone out who is neither too drunk, nor causing any trouble, simply for the sake of it. I assume it's because they just need to look they're actually doing something, and not just standing around talking.
If the person resists, they will force them out. They generally dislike people who actually have some pride and attack them with words and intelligence rather than fists.
They generally live by their own rules, and ignore the law. If a bouncer beats up a person he has thrown out because he has been resisting, even if the person had a right to resist, the Bouncer will not be charged with assault, and the person he beat up will spend the night in jail.
A merry guy walks past the door minding his own business, perhaps he's looking for someone;
Bouncer: You're too drunk, get out.
The guy: What? I'm fine...
Bouncer: No you're not, you're coming with me.
The bouncer grabs the guy by the arms
The guy: What are you doing? Let go of me.
The guy shrugs the Bouncers hands off. The Bouncer then takes that as an excuse to grab him harder and push him out the door.
The next hour consists of the guy arguing with bouncer over, whilst getting more and more pissed off. Until the guy realises there's no point and goes home, thinking to return the next day to complain. Except even if he did complain nothing would happen, and the Bouncer would just lie and say the guy was kicking off BEFORE he was grabbed.
Bouncer - slang
Typically a knuckle dragging, low foreheaded baboon that has bad manners and is rude to patrons trying to get enter an establishment that serves alcohol. Impossible to talk to or reason with, think they are above everyone else and can ruin a good night out when you haven't done anything to justify either being not let in to a pub/bar/nightclub or ejected from one.
Bill: How come that bouncer wouldn't let you in?
Ben: No idea, I showed him my ID and I hadn't been drinking. they're all unreasonable pricks with IQ's below 10.
Ben: Wow, what a nob, I can't think of any bouncer I've encountered that hasn't been a complete dickhead, unlucky mate.
Bouncer
a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)
That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.
Bouncer
The big fat guy standing in front of the doorway of stripclubs and keeps everyone out if they are not on the "list". This "list" is basically what the bouncer assumes who you are, if your a hobo, hes not letting you in. He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.
They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars.
The bouncer's weight makes it a danger itself, and he isn't watching where hes stepping either.
Bouncer
A bouncer is the first face you see when entering a bar, pub, or night club, and how they treat you often sets the mood for the night. they make sure everyone who enters the establishment is of legal drinking age, not overly intoxicated, dressed according the the bars dresscode, not carying any weapons or drugs. They tend to be large and muscular. their job is to make sure that the bar is safe for the customers and bar staff alike. the bouncers duties inside the bar are to eject overly drunk people and trouble makers, and to prevent and break up fights, make sure people pay for their drinks. If you treat a bouncer with respect, most will act in kind. If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma.
"I called the bouncer a pussy, that was the last time I saw out of my right eye"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"