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What is swan dive?
While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.
"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"
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Swan dive - what is it?
When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"
Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!
What does "swan dive" mean?
When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.
I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.
Swan dive - what does it mean?
The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.
- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!
Swan dive - meaning
The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.
John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.
Swan dive - definition
When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.
My friend and I went swan diving on the guy we were hooking up with.
Swan dive - slang
The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.
"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."
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something azuritereaction should do
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Swan dive
another term for carpet muncher
"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"
Swan dive
Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)
"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"