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What is dive?
A kiwi slang term used to describe a downward trend.
Man: Yo dove, did you see that stock market?
Man 2: Ya na
Man: yeah bro I reckon it dived
Man 2: Balls
dive - meme gif
dive - video
Dive - what is it?
The voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team. Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.
"Diving is ruining football"
"Did you see last night's game? The guy dived in the box and recieved a penalty kick for his team. The ref didn't even notice!"
What does "dive" mean?
1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
Dive - what does it mean?
A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.
Dive - meaning
A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:
a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR
If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE
Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you
Dive - definition
to perform oral sex, usually on females
that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo.
Dive - slang
1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.
2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance
3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song
2.
1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.
2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!
3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!
Dive
To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.
In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.
Dive
A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.
That McDonalds is such a dive!
Dive
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.