Definder - what does the word mean?

What is carpet muncher?

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.

Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"

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carpet muncher - video


Carpet muncher - what is it?

The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,

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Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher

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What does "carpet muncher" mean?

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

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Carpet muncher - what does it mean?

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.

Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!

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Carpet muncher - meaning

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

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Carpet muncher - definition

One who engages in cunnilingus, or oral sex by "eating out" a girl's vagina

Barb is a major carpet muncher. She has her own carpet cleaning business.

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Carpet muncher - slang

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

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Carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

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Carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

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Carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

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