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What is asphalt?
I love the play Asphalt 9, it is FUN.
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asphalt - video
Asphalt - what is it?
1. Road Tarmac
2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.
Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!
What does "asphalt" mean?
With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.
Asphalt - what does it mean?
1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.
It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!
Asphalt - meaning
pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.
My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.
Asphalt - definition
Asphalt: European slang for black people.
Example:
Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.
Asphalt - slang
The greatest discord bot ever fucking made
Invite asphalt or else cunt
Asphalt
A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.
Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.
Asphalt
ouch.
I broke my leg on asphalt...
Asphalt
An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.
Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.