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What is petroleum?After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface. We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak. petroleum - meme gifpetroleum - videoPetroleum - what is it?A highly overpaid major typically chosen by douchebags who have already decided how they will spend their massive paycheck. Most of which drop out once they realize the complexity of the major. Those who complete four years of a mix between mechanical engineering, physics and geology rightfully earn the $110k starting salary. Hey look at chad over there! What does "petroleum" mean?Former name of BP, p.l.c. The name "British Petroleum" remains in use because "BP" is useless for internet searches. Third largest oil company in the world, by sales (behind Exxon Mobile and Royal Dutch Shell; in 2009, these were $246.1 billion. Until 1997, British Petroleum was part of an industry-wide consortium that funded climate change "skepticism." Petroleum - what does it mean?BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history. British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come. Petroleum - meaningThe top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth. Petroleum - definition1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol" ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum Petroleum - slangA non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up. On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls. PetroleumUnrefined crude oil. The by-product of dinosaurs rotting for millions of years underground. Petroleum is the formal name for unrefined fossil fuel. Petroleum1. "Black gold" I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro. PetroleumWhat the British call gasoline. British Guy: Imma fill meh car up with teh petroleum! |
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