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What is Kevin Costner?
A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.
Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
Kevin Costner - video
Kevin Costner - what is it?
the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.
See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action
What does "Kevin Costner" mean?
When one directs and stars in his own films for the sheer purpose of trying to make himself look cool on screen. The movie lacks plot and an interesting story, because it is too focused on the star of the picture.
John's last movie was so pretentious. It was all about him. I think he is coming down with the kevin costner syndrome.
Kevin Costner - what does it mean?
A variety of American cedar wood, which was fashionable for making movie props in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Kevin costner was noteable for it's light weight, ready availabilty but high cost of production. It has fallen somewhat out of fashion now, but kevin costner products were often found adorning the covers of TV Guide and Sears catalogs.
Middle aged woman 1 - "Did you see that kevin costner coffee table?"
Middle aged woman 2 - "Yes, it was lovely. The legs were a bit short, but the graining pattern was nicer than that cedar wood one they had"
Kevin Costner - meaning
(v) -ing, -ed
to save someone
referencing the 1992 hit movie "The Bodyguard", where Kevin Costner plays the part of Whitney Houston's bodyguard
Used to acknowledge when someone saves your ass. Often when "dodging a bullet" is not an option, your friend may step in and Kevin Costner you. Act is often performed by a wingman
Works IRL or when online.
IRL
"No Coree, your husband had nothing to do with the decision to drunkenly shoot shoot the tree in your backyard. That was all me.. I have a problem..." -Kevin
"You just Kevin Costnered the fuck out for me. Coree would've never let me hear the end of that"
Online
"Kepri just Kevin Costnered the out of me with his ult".
Kevin Costner - definition
A guy you don't see in many movies with Robert De Niro.
People are going to see with their eyes that the guy isn't Kevin Costner, he's just some guy infatuated with a girl in a catsuit, then what? It's not for lack of trying to convince them that he really is Kevin Costner that they'll see.