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What is stooling?

1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.

2) An item commonly used in bar fights.

3) Fecal Matter.

1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.

2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!

3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.

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Stooling - what is it?

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

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What does "stooling" mean?

n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.

The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.

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Stooling - what does it mean?

A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.

Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!

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Stooling - meaning

A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face

Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.

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Stooling - definition

Defication from the anus of a person or creature.

After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.

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Stooling - slang

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

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Stooling

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

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Stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

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Stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.

I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?

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