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What is squirtle?
1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"
2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"
Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!
(later that night...)
Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....
squirtle - meme gif
squirtle - video
Squirtle - what is it?
Look! I found a squirtle!
What does "squirtle" mean?
another word for a mans penis
Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.
Squirtle - what does it mean?
A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
Squirtle - meaning
To take a leak; to relieve oneself
Gonna take a squirtle
Squirtle - definition
a squirtle is when a chick has diarrhea and you are doin her in the pussy and you make her orgasm so much that she cums, pisses, and shits all at the same time
i was crying after i accidentally pulled off the squirtle.
Squirtle - slang
a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.
a pokemon
during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.
Squirtle
Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.
The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle!heading away.>
Squirtle
a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.
the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!
Squirtle
This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.
1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*