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What is spuff?
A word smash of ‘Stuff’ and ‘Spunk’; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable… like the amount of individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of toilet paper, or the quantity of dog turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.
As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter, Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncan’s prone backside…
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadn’t all been away at the Rugby 7’s in Gloucester.
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Spuff - what is it?
Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.
Barry, don't squirt spuff on the furnishings.
What does "spuff" mean?
(Verb) The sound that a peeve makes.
The peeve rolled around in the air, making gratified spuffing noises.
Spuff - what does it mean?
(v) To sleep, to slumber; to go to bed.
I'm tired. I'm gonna go spuff!
Spuff - meaning
I love watching spuff triple in size once it hits my hand.
Spuff - definition
She spuffed all over my hand it was warm.
Spuff - slang
the highest level of awesome; nothing is more awesome than something that is 'spuff'
The beach on a hot summer day is spuff.
Spuff
Onamatapoeic; the unexpected emission of gas from a freshly talcum-powdered plump baby's bottom
'Spuff!' went the baby.
Spuff
Spuff is another word for spunk. (semen)
I wasnt quite ready so I spuffed on her knickers.
Spuff
(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm
(noun) sperm, semen
I spuffed in her eye
Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?