Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shit tickets?

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

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Shit tickets - what is it?

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

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What does "shit tickets" mean?

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

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Shit tickets - what does it mean?

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

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Shit tickets - meaning

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

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Shit tickets - definition

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

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Shit tickets - slang

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

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Shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

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Shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

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Shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

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