What is Shit Tickets?

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

Shit Tickets - video

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

I need to buy more shit tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!