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What is dog turd?
what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
dog turd - video
Dog turd - what is it?
A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.
ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"
What does "dog turd" mean?
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
Dog turd - what does it mean?
A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.
When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.
Dog turd - meaning
When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Dog turd - definition
Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.
I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.
Dog turd - slang
A type of alternative medicine.
Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
Dog turd
A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.
Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!