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What is old dog?
A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.
When my mother brought home another dog, I was surprised to find that he had been an old lady dog.
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Old dog - what is it?
A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.
I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
What does "old dog" mean?
Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
Old dog - what does it mean?
means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.
or
After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.
Old dog - meaning
when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.
Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!
Old dog - definition
Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
Old dog - slang
An old dog is a Targeted Individual who has survived years of being gangstalked. He has endured night after night of sexual attraction tests, he or she has been treated like a pervert, offered a virtual person to react to sexually, they are masturbated people "7" with a cord (yellow and black) attaches the genitals, they are asked to make imaginary love with the evoked potential person. The TI is punished for feeling pleasure.
" You are stalked by the one with the old dog"
Old dog
A older man who seeks the charms of younger ladies.
Charlie's girlfriend is 17 years younger then him, Charlie's an old dog.
Old dog
Fucking terrible movie, Robin Williams is satan.
Seeing the movie Old Dogs made me want to kick Robin Williams in the nuts.
Old dog
The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.
Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!