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What is wet dog?
1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.
2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.
John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!
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Wet dog - what is it?
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
What does "wet dog" mean?
One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.
Arthur has wet dog breath.
Wet dog - what does it mean?
A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.
I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
Wet dog - meaning
when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.
Wet dog - definition
An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.
Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!
Wet dog - slang
Where two people have sex doggie style in a wet environment such the bath or shower.
Dude last night my girlfriend and I did the wet dog, it was so good!
Wet dog
when you put your balls into a girl's anus and you put your cock into her vagina and then lift up and pull your balls out slowly
I went over to Amir's last night and got blacked out drunk; then his girlfriend came in and let me perform a wet dog on her, my balls smelled like rotten eggs for a week!
Wet dog
Robinson smells like wet dog.
Wet dog
The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.
youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"