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What is snowjob?
When your friend, or neighbor uses their snow blower to clear your driveway.
Hey Peter just giving you a Snowjob
Did you see John give us a Snowjob? What a cool guy.
snowjob - video
Snowjob - what is it?
When a someone puts his or her hand in the snow until it becomes numb, then proceeds to masterbate.
I gave myself a snowjob for Christmas
What does "snowjob" mean?
¨I ain't gay but I'd give Olaf a snowjob.¨
Snowjob - what does it mean?
An action performed by a weatherman that excites hundreds or thousands of people into believing a snow day will be called, but later revealing how one was never going to occur.
Weather Reporter: "Okay, so that massive snowstorm that was expected to hit last night veered to the south of us just in time..."
Viewers: "Oh, come on jackass! That's the third snowjob you've given us this month!"
Snowjob - meaning
Blowjob given to a guy by a girl named Snowy
Snowy gave him a 'snowjob' last night
Snowjob - definition
A snowjob is consentual sex with a black woman, coined by MasterChris AKA Mr. Money back in the 80s when he was an underground rapper from Kansas City
Do you want a snowjob?
Snowjob - slang
To beat someone down in the snow...by use of snowballs, kicking snow, ramming face into snow, putting snow down clothes(into hat/hair), making someone slip/fall in snow...a couple punches thrown in (not a fight in snow)
one way to trip some1 is to have someone else kneel behind the target while someone pushes the target over, this could be a setup against the person kneeled down, cuz he could become the victim of the snowjob because he is already on the floor.
-usually done to a friend(in fun)...or someone trying to act tough(still fun)
-it takes atleast 1 person to thrown them down into the snow, once that is done, about 5-20 people will help with the snowjob!
-when done to more than one person, it requires planning, and role-playing
"Yo lets snowjob him"
either whispered, or said loud in excitement...during planning
Snowjob
When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.
That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.
Snowjob
When a man puts his penis between a lactating woman's breasts and proceeds to titty fuck her. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her breasts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman's now snow-capped mountains.
Guy 1: Oh, man! I just found out I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!
Snowjob
The process in which a line of coke is placed on an erected penis, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a blowjob.
Man, those sista's almost ate my dick up last night with them snowjobs!