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What is Blowjob?
When us ladies put our mouth's on a guys dick and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while lovingly massage his balls and always deep throat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.
My husband Tom and I were on vacation in the Bahamas. We were swimming in the deep water when I decided I'd give him a nice blowjob to show him some gratitude and appreciation for all he does for me (he is a professional football player who makes nearly twelve million dollars a year, which allows me to live lavishly in our multi million dollar condo in the city). I swam underneath him and positioned myself between his strong, muscular legs. I slide down his trunks and push his hard penis inside of my mouth. I swirl my tongue around his head and he gently pushes my face deeper into his crotch. Suddenly out of nowhere I am bombarded with a sweet substance. I can't tell whether it is urine or semen so I lick it up with pleasure... This was a great experience for both Tom and I.
My wife Grace and I were in the Bahamas and we were swimming in the deep waters when out of nowhere my wife decides to go down on pee. 'Shit!' I think to myself because just as she does this, I get this immense urge to pee. She swirls her tongue around my penis ever so gently and I'm tempted to push her away, but I can't, so I push her in. She causes me to explode and just when I think she will be mad that I have jizzed all over her, she happily brushes it away with her smooth tongue. I love my wife very much.
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Blowjob - what is it?
Something gullible young girls will do to try and be popular or get attention . Usually just leads to the dicking sucking girl to be laughed at by other girls in school and passed around and treated like a ho by the guys. Will frequently lead to the nicknames, BJ, Hummer or Chickhead, as well as a whooping case of herpes.
Damn dude, hook up with Sarah at the party, she's so desperate for attention that she'll give a blowjob to anyone. She plays a nice little tune on the ol' bone a phone.
What does "Blowjob" mean?
Blowjob. A common misinterpreted word. You see, as most people think the word derives from the act of getting your genitals sucked or blowed, it does not. As with most jobs, it is the final result that counts, and so the actual meaning of the word is decided by the final result, or more precisely the part where you blow your load. So be careful and don't mix the phrase "I want a blowjob" with "I want you to suck my dick", for with the latter the definition would sadly be to get your dick sucked halfway and then left hanging. Not cool.
For more on Blowjob, check out the alternative definitions.
Dude: I want you to suck my dick until I cum down your throat!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
Blowjob - what does it mean?
When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth
Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
Blowjob - meaning
When a person puts their mouth around a mans penis and bobs their head up and down the penis.
I gave Ronan a blowjob last night, he loved it so much that he face-fucked me!
Blowjob - definition
Why would you need to look this up? Have you been living under a rock!?
What's a blowjob?
Blowjob - slang
When A mouth wraps around a dick and sucks!
Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!
Blowjob
Phrase for a promotion from your job.
Sir, can I get a blowjob?
Blowjob
When A guy's penis is licked and sucked by someone else's tongue and mouth
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Blowjob
Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob