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What is leafs?

Getting fucked up off pain killers

In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed

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Leafs - what is it?

1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.

Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.

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What does "leafs" mean?

marijuana: Pot, reefer

roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.

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Leafs - what does it mean?

To give up 3 late scores in record time and lose in the final game of a series.

The Toronto Maple Leafs were beating the Boston Bruins 4 to 1 in game 7 of a best of seven series and allowed Boston to score 3 goals in the last 10:42 of regulation and to then win it in overtime. It is the first time in history that a team has lost a game 7 after having a 3 goal lead so late in the third period. Leafing is the process of losing a game when all historic indicators point to a sure victory

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Leafs - meaning

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

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Leafs - definition

verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.

"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."

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Leafs - slang

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

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Leafs

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

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Leafs

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

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Leafs

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

What you got against a dang leaf, boi?

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