Definder - what does the word mean?

What is slaying the dragon?

When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.

Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.

Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.

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Slaying the dragon - what is it?

Having sex with a girl on her period.

When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.

Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)

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What does "slaying the dragon" mean?

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.

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Slaying the dragon - what does it mean?

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

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Slaying the dragon - meaning

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.

Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.

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Slaying the dragon - definition

Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.

Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.

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Slaying the dragon - slang

For a younger guy to get with an older girl

bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend

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Slaying the dragon

to jack off, to jerk thyself.

"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."

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Slaying the dragon

I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght

"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it"

"Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"

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Slaying the dragon

A euphemism role-playing game enthusiasts and nerds use in place of masturbation.

Loser 1: Why weren't you playing World of Warcraft yesterday?

Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.

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