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What is World of Warcraft?
Addiction (a-dick-shun). When playing it is the meaning of life to the player. Players play constantly to become the ultimate WoW player. AKA LEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS
I have no life, have to play World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft - video
World of Warcraft - what is it?
An MMORPG developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The video game equivalent to heroine. Commonly abbrieviated WoW.
If I had wireless internet and a laptop, I'd pay World of Warcraft even while taking a dump.
What does "World of Warcraft" mean?
A game developed by Blizzard entertainment. Contrary to popular belief, it is not that addictive. Unless you are very shy or you have LOTS of time to kill and spend most of it playing World of Warcraft. AND IT DOESN'T CAUSE FATNESS, ACNE AND STUFF LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT.
(If you are a WoW player, im sure most of the posts here insulting WoW and its players ate CoD: MW2 fan boys. ignore them.) Again, unlike popular belief, many WoW players have a wife, family, friends, in good fitness, and jobs. Its just that fanboys of other games probably just want to make fun of something because they are bored, or like insulting people who have a real life. Unlike them.
A friend of mine in my guild became a parent 2 months ago, and even sent us pictures of the baby. Most people only play WoW during their free time.
Fanboy: YEA ALL OF U WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAGS CAN NOW CURRENTLY STOP LIVING IN YA MOMS BASEMENT. GET A LIFE, A GIRLFRIEND, A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN AND A LIFE NOW.
AND THE START PLAYING SOME (fanboy plagued game here), FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ.
WoW player: Dude. Seriously. WTF.
most WoW players do have a life, you know. I only play this game during my freetime, while im not working as a paramedic. Me and my wife currently do lead a happy life, and she is 4 months pregnant with our first baby.
Fanboy: YEAAAAAA STOP LYING FAG. GO GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT. I GOTZ A LIFE, LIKE YOU. AND I GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS, NOT LIKE YOU.
WoW player: You know what? Im tired of trying to show fanboys how WoW players actually have a life. See ya.
World of Warcraft - what does it mean?
An entertaining online computer game, acting as a substitute for life for some players.
Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
World of Warcraft - meaning
An enormous black hole of time, money, and effort that sucks in everytyhing it can,
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
-You know, I'd totally play World of Warcraft if it weren't so expensive.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
World of Warcraft - definition
That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
World of Warcraft - slang
The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.
Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
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World of Warcraft
A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.
Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!
World of Warcraft
what is the reason i got rejected from all the colleges i applied to
You: hey how are your college applications going?
Me: stfu im playing World of Warcraft
World of Warcraft
A highly entertaining mmorpg that is played by a wide variety of people. some get addicted to it like its crack cocaine, and some only play it a few times a month. The level of addiction all depends on the person playing it.
You know your a heavy World of Warcraft player when WoW starts interferring with your life. You know your a WoW addict when your life starts interferring with your WoW.