Definder - what does the word mean?

What is black hole?

-Commonly regarded as the point of insection of any object compressed to within its Schwarzschild radius, at which it begins to collaps inward...
-but more generally a condition in which an equation governing a physical law is pushed to an extreame not possible according to itself...
...essentially a physical manifestation of an asymptote or a infinite limit, solved for any complex equation...
-for instance at some point any gravity related law can be manipulated to result in, oh say, a non-finite mass or in-constant time...
---Let me try and simplify, mathamatically the sum of an infitinte series can be infinite, physically it cannot, yet any physical equation can be integrated into a form where it can yeild similar results...
uhh, let me try again........
-the sum of all mass in the universe is infinite, not too hard to accept
-the sum of that infinite mass can be confined within a finite space, can't quite wrap your brain around it conceptually, so we call it a Blackhole!!

I took a combination of Theoretical-Mathamtics, and Philosophy courses my first semester, so this is how I define a Blackhole...

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black hole - video


Black hole - what is it?

a night when you and everyone you're with blacks out

Last night was a black hole. Nobody remembers anything.

We totally black holed last night. All I know is that I'm pretty sure we partied.

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What does "black hole" mean?

In porn, a black hole is when the guy is doing the girl missionary or doggy style, and the camera is behind the guy showing his anus. Staring into the black hole will steal your soul.

I was watching Do It Doggy Style, when they kept showing the guy's black hole. I didn't want to lose my soul, so I turned it off.

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Black hole - what does it mean?

Someone notorious for not returning money borrowed from friends. ie. Steve Turkey

"dude, I wonder how much baby formula that black hole can buy with my money"

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Black hole - meaning

Any place where things go and aren't likely to ever be seen again, such as The Bermuda Triangle, London (for Aussie singer/actresses), or my sister's bedroom when we lived at home.

Mum: "I'm going to vacuum Ali's room, then make dinner."

Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"

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Black hole - definition

Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.

John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.

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Black hole - slang

A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.

(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."

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Black hole

A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.

Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.

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Black hole

The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.

Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."

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Black hole

An area of space-time with a quantum singularity at its center. The singularity has a theoretically infinite mass, making it impossible for even light to escape. Around the singularity is an Event-Horizon. This is also known as the point of no return because it is the critical area that light can no longer escape from, and time itself comes to an end, or is at the same time ad-infinitum. Much work has been done on this subject by Stephen Hawking.

A black hole is an inescapable point of space time.

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