Definder - what does the word mean?

What is laptop?

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

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Laptop - what is it?

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

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What does "laptop" mean?

The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.

"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"

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Laptop - what does it mean?

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one



THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!

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Laptop - meaning

a computer that you can put on your lap

give me that laptop i want to put it on my lap

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Laptop - definition

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

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Laptop - slang

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

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Laptop

1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.

The laptop topped off the lap.

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Laptop

1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.

1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.

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Laptop

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

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