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What is skyblock?
Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.
After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.
If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.
If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.
If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.
If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.
If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.
If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.
If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just… slowly die.
A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.
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Skyblock - what is it?
You have spent 2,000 hours playing Hypixel Skyblock.
What does "skyblock" mean?
A minigame on Hypixel
The game is referred to as a prison because of the fact that once you reach a certain playtime it is nearly impossible to try and quit the game.Only the most strong-willed inviduals can quit the game and even then its very hard for them to do so.
Hypixel skyblock player:Man i wish i can quit hypixel skyblock.
Hypixel skyblock player 2:I know right i have spent over 5K hours on dungeons.
Skyblock - what does it mean?
a prison
.man I hate Hypixel SkyBlock I wish I could quit, this game is so boring, it's like a prison
Skyblock - meaning
A game for grinders who haven't touched grass in 50 years.
Bro, you're playing Hypixel Skyblock? Imagine grinding LMAO
Imagine being a no-lifer and playing Hypixel Skyblock
Skyblock - definition
im playing hypixel skyblock i going to die
Skyblock - slang
A game you will spend so much time on you will wish you never started. once you start having 200+ hours in-game, you will start to hallucinate and see sign of this game everywhere. you will either burn out or die trying to stop. we also have an active community which consist of controversial people, idiot thinking their smarter than anyone else, Thirtyvirus, the symbol of controversy because of all those "balancing idea" where he just try to cheese the game and nsfw artist very popular among the community.
He started playing Hypixel skyblock last year. since then, no one has ever heard or see him. legends say he go out at night to buy groceries. no one know how he look like today
Skyblock
A spinoff of the original skyblock, where instead of spending all your time on your island (building and expanding it) you spend 90% of your time in the Skyblock hub with so many things to grind so you can be a better player overall. The goal for most Hypixel skyblock players is the stop playing hypixel skyblock.
Man i have been grinding Sven on Hypixel skyblock for 80 hours and have gotten over 3 million slayer exp without my RNG drop, i wish i could stop playing this horrible game but I have devoted so much time to it i CANT stop now!
Skyblock
A hypixel gamemode that curses you to play forever and waste your time. A prison gamemode in a way.
Person 1: I love playing hypixel Skyblock
Person 2: So you like prison servers?
Skyblock
SkyBlock was a popular Minecraft map created in 2011. You spawn on a floating island and survive until you inevitably get bored and quit. You start off with a tree and a chest containing a block of ice and a bucket of lava. You needed to make a cobblestone generator, expand your island, and do whatever the hell you wanted. In July of 2019, PewDiePie and CinnamonToastKen used their big brains to make a cobblestone generator in their SkyBlock series.
In June of 2019, a prototype game called 'Hypixel SkyBlock' was released on the Hypixel server and it gained immense popularity. The game is a new take on the original SkyBlock, but it requires a lot more grinding and has a dedicated gambling feature. Did I mention it'll waste hours of your life? The game was released during Minecraft's resurgence, so that helped with it's popularity and vice versa.
"I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe; all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and acheive something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."
―Technoblade 2019